Anything that can go wroSegmentation fault (core dumped)
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.
The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.
Every bug you find is the last one.
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Daddy, what does ‚FORMATTING DRIVE C‘ mean?
My Go this amn keyboar oesn’t have any ’s.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Death is a nonmaskable interrupt.
Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX.
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If a program is useless, it must be documented.
Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
„Mr. Worf, scan that ship.“ „Aye, Captain… 300 DPI?“
Computer analyst to programmer: „You start coding. I’ll go find out what they want.“
To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
Black Holes are where God is dividing by zero.
When I grow up, I want to be root…
My computer NEVER cras