Anything that can go wroSegmentation fault (core dumped)


I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.


If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?


Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.


MIPS:  Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.


All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?


Old programmers never die; they just branch to a new address.


The determined programmer can write a FORTRAN program in any language.


Every bug you find is the last one.


You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.


Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?


Daddy, what does ‚FORMATTING DRIVE C‘ mean?


My Go this  amn keyboar  oesn’t have any  ’s.


Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?


Death is a nonmaskable interrupt.


Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX.


If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If a program is useless, it must be documented.


Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.


Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx    NO CARRIER


The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.


„Mr. Worf, scan that ship.“  „Aye, Captain… 300 DPI?“


Computer analyst to programmer: „You start coding. I’ll go find out what they want.“


To define recursion, we must first define recursion.


Black Holes are where God is dividing by zero.


When I grow up, I want to be root…


My computer NEVER cras

Der Daten sind genug gewechselt, nun lasst uns endlich Informationen
sehen!


Es ist offensichtlich, dass das menschliche Gehirn wie ein Computer
funktioniert. Da es keine dummen Computer gibt, gibt es also auch
keine dummen Menschen. Nur ein paar Leute, die unter DOS laufen.


“ [..] es ist sehr leicht, sich durch die Genugtuung darüber, dass man
sie überhaupt zum Funktionieren bringt, über ihre grundsätzliche
Nutzlosigkeit hinwegtäuschen zu lassen.“


Intel Inside – Wir haben das Problem eingekreist!

What does the 95 in Windows’95 REALLY stand for…

  • The amount of disks it will be delivered on.
  • The % of users who have to upgrade there computers.
  • The amount of megabytes it will take up on your hard-drive!
  • The amount of pages you will have to read in the manual to complete the MINIMUM install.
  • The % of your old programs that won’t work!
  • The amount of hours it will take to install.
  • How many times you have to call Microsoft Support before it will work.
  • The amount of users that will pay to upgrade to Windows’95!
  • How fast your CPU in MHz must be to run Windows’95.