„Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.“
Isaac Asimov
„Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.“
Mark Twain
„Never eat more than you can lift.“
Miss Piggy
„What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn’t have a fat, insensitive government running our country. Nice try anyway, George.“
D.J. on KSFO/KYA
„When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white men came, an Indian said simply ‚Ours.'“
Vine Deloria, Jr.
„Once … in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.“
W. C. Fields, „My Little Chickadee“
„A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome. Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illusion.“
H. L. Mencken
„A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.“
Mark Twain